Doenças do séc. XXI

A paranóia parental com a saúde e a segurança dos petizes, está a chegar a níveis extremos:

A LOLLIPOP man has been forced to quit after being told to stop giving kids sweets and high-fives.

Bosses claimed John Hunter, 69, was a "health and safety" risk after one parent complained. But he decided to resign after ten years at Corstorphine Primary in Edinburgh over the row. Last night John said: "This is the first complaint I've ever had. Now suddenly I'm a danger to these children. They said it's health and safety, but I can't see if it's the children's safety or mine."